When foreigners try to advertise in Britain it rarely comes across well.

Especially when the advert comes from a bureaucrat.

“What will you do when your child asks you why you didn’t invest in Eastern Poland?”

Firstly I don’t think I’m likely to have kids.

Secondly if I did at some stage, I’d ask why on earth they’d ask such a question.

Thirdly, I doubt eastern Poland is a good place to invest.

Thanks but no thanks, Eastern Poland business committee.

Save your money.